Public Service Announcements

-When you throw your television from the window

please make sure not to hit anyone with it.

It makes twice the mess.

-What have YOU done with your free will today?

-The universe is infinite and also it's constantly expanding

Isn't that amazing?

Best of all, even with these odds, you'll still probably find your car keys.

-Go outside and count the petals on the prettiest flower you can find.

or don't.

But at least go outside, it's nice out!

-Try to make someone's day

It's not as hard as you think

You can make mine just by trying.

-If you want to do it. 

And you're not going to hurt anyone

Why don't you just do it.

-If you can't find beauty, why don't you just create some?